Do you remember the Peanuts cartoons where Lucy was licked by Snoopy and she'd run around like an insane person, screaming for disinfectant? Well, that was me today. But I hadn't been licked by a dog. It was worse. Much, much worse.
Today I was viciously attacked by this guy.
Oh, yeah. He may seem like he's innocent and sweet, but when I went to move Morgan's scooter, he was on the handle. And he CRAWLED UP MY ARM!!! I jumped and screamed and shook my arms until I dislocated both shoulders. (Okay, not really.) And when he was flung across the carport, he scurried as quickly as he could to the top of the storage room doorway. And sat there, looking innocent. But *I* know the truth.
Gee, I hope no one was watching me. :::sigh:::
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Okay, I giggled just a little when I read this. But honestly, I would have screamed & dislocated my shoulders too. ;-)
ACK! That would have given me a heart attack, I'm sure!
Oh, Ginger, these sorts of critters don't bother me in the least, but I think I would have flung the little guy across the room too. I do not like being startled by creepy crawly things.
Ewww. Creepy. I guess I should be grateful for our cold Michigan weather in this instance. At least we don't have lizards!
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