But I need to move SOMEWHERE right now. Today. This minute. Why?
This is OBVIOUSLY not a photo I took myself.
Because last night when I went to put the trash out, a little pink gecko ran inside my house. And, being the herpetophobe and batrachophobe that I am, I freaked out. Truly. And slept with my door closed and a towel stuffed under the door. With both cats left out so perhaps they would catch it. But then I was afraid they'd leave the carcass somewhere for me to find. Which would still freak me out.
This morning, I did not find a gecko carcass. But I did discover online that some geckos are parthenogenic - meaning the females can reproduce without a male. My luck the gecko in my house is a girl. Breeding more little geckos to terrorize me in my sleep.
Anyone with a spare room to rent?