"Mmmm....what is that appetizing good smell?"
"Smelling is not enough. Just hand over the jalapeno popper, and no one will get hurt. I'm sure it's going to taste delicious!"
"Okay, you rotten boy. I'm working hard here to reach this snack. The least you can do is put it low enough for me to bite. An old, crippled kitty gets no respect."
"Finally - success!"
He did give her just a little bite of cheese. Then quickly consumed the rest of the poppers so KitKat wouldn't be tempted further. Very noble of him, don't you think? :^)