I'm thinking the answer is no.
Today we go from this......
The fireplace people came out and put on the fireplace's face plate and doors. Which were scratched. "No problem," Mr. Fireplace Guy says. "They send this little can of handy-dandy spray paint to fix that." So now the face plate looks like it has been spray painted with black glitter paint. Not gonna work. Of course, the replacement one will be out in three weeks.
This is no longer fun. Can anything just be right the FIRST time?
Don't answer that.